The Conjuring

What a load of bullshit. This movie wanted to be every horror movie. Actually, it really wanted to be Friday the 13th the Series. Just skip this movie. Watch Friday the 13th the Series, if you want to see people go after artifacts and protect the world from spooky nonsense.

Also, these mofo's did not conjure up anything but a mad movie! Why the hell was it named The Conjuring. I am still trying to figure this out. Do any of you have a clue. If so, please please explain.

Friday the 13th the Sereis

You know I love Lilli Taylor but her ass could not save this movie. What a waste of a good actress. Ugh, I need to go wash this movie down with some Mystic Pizza.

Elysium

Elysium makes me want to take helium and take away the time I sat through this wanting to be epic dog-pile. Take it from me stay away. Honestly, it would be better if someone farted in your face than watch Elysium.

Oh, why was Jodie Foster character even in this? Just so pointless.